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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle, via hotboyproblems)


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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via hotboyproblems)


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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via bonus)


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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via major-leaque)


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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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